One's hopes get raised when one reads in the Gilroy Dispatch:

Even when most of their time is taken up my homework, busy students are still curling up with a book, mostly at night. The books they like bend genre lines and put Virgil at the same level as Harry Potter.


... then those hopes are dashed like the brains of Caligula's heir when the article adds:

Briana Roorda, a junior, also enjoys reading the classics. She lists "The Aeneid" by Virgil, a Greek epic written in the first century BC, as one of her top three favorite books.


I'm sure Briana knows the difference ... pity the garlic-infused editors of the newspaper don't.