A piece in Philadelphia Weekly (clearly tongue-in-cheek) begins:

The Romans had a saying: Qui filiolus planto dementis primoris planto pop astrum. (“Those whom the gods would make mad, they first make pop stars.”) Or they would have, if they’d had any pop stars.

Anyone want to try to make that grammatically-acceptable? I can't even imagine how they'd get these words from a dictionary ...