Sharon in extremis
13.01.2006

Ariel Sharon, minister primarius Israelis, ante decem dies propter haemorragiam cerebri in valetudinarium Hierosolymorum portatus est, in quo tres operationes passus adhuc est in comate.

Rarissimi sunt, qui credant illum ad ministerium reverti posse. Itaque moderatores politici Israelis tempus post-Sharonianum praeparare coeperunt.


Tuomo Pekkanen
Nuntii Latini, Finnish Broadcasting Company (YLE)
(used with permission)

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