The conclusion of a piece from PopPolitics definitely caused me to linger a bit longer than normal on a completely non-ClassCon-laden article:

If you tune in to watch the game, which features perennial football power Northwestern against UCLA, be sure to catch the Helen of Troy Halftime Show. It should make this game a Classic even without the USC Trojans.

Wow ... we knew that Helen could do colour commentary (a.k.a. the Teichoskopia), but a whole half-time show? Next I suppose she'll be promoting the All-Helen team ...