Just the incipit of this one, from the New York Sun (which was posted to the Classics list yesterday ... the Sun used to be subscription only?):

"Some report elsewhere whatever is told them; the measure of fiction always increases, and each fresh narrator adds something to what he has heard," wrote Ovid. And he never even met a newspaperman. The recent press coverage of a reported discovery of new classical texts provided proof that journalists and scholars rarely speak the same language, to the frustration of both.